This is the official audio for Addendum 682-B, an interview with SCP-682.
Transcript According to the Official Site:
<Begin Log, skip to 00h-21m-52s>
Dr. ██████: Now, why did you kill those farmers?
SCP-682: (No verbal communication)
Dr. ██████: If you don’t talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-
SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)
Dr. ██████: Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer)
SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)
Dr. ██████: Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mic up closer.
SCP-682: …they were (Incomprehensible)…
Dr. ██████: (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it!
Personnel D-085: His throat’s messed up man, look at it! He ain’t talking- (Gasps and screams)
SCP-682: (Appearing to assault D-085’s body) …they were… disgusting…
Dr. ██████: (Retreats from the room)
<End Log>
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And then I did the full thing.
My ideas for this, as blatantly obvious as they are in the recording, is that these are tapes the SCP Foundation would give to trainees, based on their respective objects.
A few tidbits;
I chose such a low pitch for my voice because, well, do you really think the SCP Foundation wouldn’t mask the voice of their employees, in a recording?
There’s office sounds in the background. I just pictured this being recording in an office setting.
This poster has been on a locker at school for a few weeks, but today I decided to investigate, and was legitimately scared for the next ten seconds.
this is the best of all things.
GEEKING OUT.
this is the best thing I have ever read.
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GOOOOOOD.
I am emailing this to my anthropology teacher
“There can only be one”
There can only be one
There can only be one
GUISE! GUISE! IT’S THE M&M’s HIGHLANDER!DYING
THIS IS SO GREAT
I need to buy some M&M’s
#brbpissing
(Source: obietalkshit)


